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Why this blog started
The inspiration for this blog all started when one of it's writers encountered a relvelation that blew her mind. PEOPLE THAT ARE FAT ARE FAT BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO STUPID.
The Story:
Said writer was at the local hospital one evening visiting her grandma who just had triple bypass surgery..resulting from years of a buttery diet and high blood pressure. So, as all humans do, she got hungry and invited her aunts (of the same gene pool) down to the cafeteria for some dinner. After sitting down in the cafeteria for the lovely meal, this blogger looked over at her aunts who were experiencing blood pressure challenges themselves, only to see that they were sitting with fried fish sandwiches. One of them commented, "Boy this is sure good." and looked over at her, "our doctor told us to eat more fish."
end scene. The girl mentioned it to her friend one night after 7 glasses of wine, and ironically a pattay of foie gras and a new blog was born. Well, it was going to be a book but we were too busy planning our Oprah tour to do that.
The Story:
Said writer was at the local hospital one evening visiting her grandma who just had triple bypass surgery..resulting from years of a buttery diet and high blood pressure. So, as all humans do, she got hungry and invited her aunts (of the same gene pool) down to the cafeteria for some dinner. After sitting down in the cafeteria for the lovely meal, this blogger looked over at her aunts who were experiencing blood pressure challenges themselves, only to see that they were sitting with fried fish sandwiches. One of them commented, "Boy this is sure good." and looked over at her, "our doctor told us to eat more fish."
end scene. The girl mentioned it to her friend one night after 7 glasses of wine, and ironically a pattay of foie gras and a new blog was born. Well, it was going to be a book but we were too busy planning our Oprah tour to do that.
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